i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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