oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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