aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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