South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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