O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My vagina just clenched in fear
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