whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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