nut hugger
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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