I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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