If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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