I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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