If i come over, it means nothing
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
And then he peed in my hair
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