i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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