why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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