Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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