I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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