Don't make out with my wife yet
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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