Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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