i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
