if only i could text you this smell
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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