what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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