Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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