So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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