So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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