a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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