she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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