I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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