a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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