I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
not ubering you a puppy
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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