and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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