I could have mohawked her pubes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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