yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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