The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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