would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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