i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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