Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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