Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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