Your tits are I can't wait for
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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