I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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