Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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