why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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