Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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