I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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