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We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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