I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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