It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
