He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
this hospital has no fireball
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
