do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
this must be what syphilis tastes like
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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