pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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