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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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