when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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